Jim Dandy On Change of Heart part three

Author: travisweird

Date: July 1, 2006

by travisweird
7-01-06
Jim Dandy, how was your date with Fannie Mae?
FANFUCKINGTASTIC YA SON OF A BITCH! I TOOK HER TO MY FAVORITE WATERING HOLE, FAT DICK'S!
SHE CALLED EVERYONE IN THE BAR A FAGGOT! ITS LIKE SHE CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF MY DREAMS.
HEY! BARTENDER! WHIP IT OUT YA COCKSUCKER!
DAMN, WOMAN!
THEN SHE FOUGHT A WILD ELEPHANT! NOW THATS AN ALL AMERICAN WOMAN LEMME TELL YA!
WHERE WERE YOU IN 1986? SMOKING CRACK WITH THE BANGLES? I DIDN'T THINK SO!