AN INCONVENIENT POOF

Author: travisweird

Date: October 3, 2006

by travisweird
10-03-06
HEY! Was that you?
Excuse me.
No, EXCUSE ME! Haven't you ever heard that bovine flatulence releases methane gas into the o-zone layer and contributes to global warming? You're gonna' get us all killed, Ron!
I had no idea a major part of global warming was bullshit.
Oh, feel that? ...I think it just got warmer!
I doubt my fart has reached the outer atmosphere yet.