The Mystique Shoppe

Author: travisweird

Date: November 15, 2006

by travisweird
11-15-06
What's your pleasure, Mr. Gordon?
Actually I have a complaint. This gremlin you sold me is a furby, and this box isn't a portal to hell, it's a rubik's cube. It's not a portal to anything.
I'm sorry, the previous owner assured me everything in the store was hell-spun. We do sell hummels in the back.
Alright, I'll take some for my grandma.
WHO DARED OPEN THE PORTAL TO HELL???