When The Remote's Batteries Die

Author: travisweird

Date: November 25, 2006

by travisweird
11-25-06
click...click... click click click!
Stay tuned for Last Call with Carson Daly, good night everybody! Tonight on Carson, a spanish dog trainer, and Joe Firstman!
WHAT THE FUCK!? AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
I don't know what happened, I think he suffered some sort of stroke!
We'll do everything we can.
You all watch Dancing With The Stars, right? Joe Elliot's championship rings just don't seem as cool when he's also wearing a tiara.
Nurse ...Nurse!