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| Good day and welcome to 9 1/2 news! Im Robert Seagull! | |
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| And I'm Libby Weevil! Today, Our top story is on the massive pile of bodies found near Bob Avenue. Never before has such a large pile of bodies existed. | |
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| Thats right, Libby, before now, a pile of bodies this big has not existed! | |
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| Right again, Robert! In fact, a pile of bodies this big has not existed before now! | |
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| Well, that all the time we have for today. Join us next time on Channel 9 1/2, your source for relevant news! | |
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