Bob Comix Excerpt #2

Author: trevdogg101

Date: June 5, 2004

by trevdogg101
6-05-04
In compliance with this inferior engine, Bob, the star of 27 episodes of Bob Comix, will be represented by the spikey-haired blonde guy.
Who the heck are you!?
My name is Sky-High-Price-Guy! Everything I sell is of crappy quality, but I sell it for MORE! How do I make business you ask? By using horrible logic!
Im willing to let this fine briefcase go for a measly $7,000! Now before you object, consider this: If you were to NOT pay me that money, you would probably spend it on something else, like food.
When you buy that food, you will probably eat it! Then its gone forever! That is the very reason why you should give that money to me!
I promise this is much funnier in the book.
And as an added bonus, whenever you make a payment, you will get one free balloon! This a limited time offer, however, so you should act now!
I'll take it! It was a pleasure doing business with you! Boy am I glad you found me!