Streets and the Big Fat Neighbor

Author: trfg

Date: March 7, 2004

by trfg
3-07-04
Hello friend
OH GOD AN UNFAMILIAR FACE THIS CALLS FOR MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE (POOOOOOOOOP)
Hee hee, guess you couldn't wait to get outside, could you, Fluffy? I understand, I used to raise cocker spaniels, hee hee!
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY PERVERT WHY IS MY VERITABLE RAY GUN OF CRAP DOING NOTHING
I AM FOLLOWING YOU DOWN THE HALLWAY
EJECTING SHIT THIS WAY AND THAT LIKE A FUCKING CORN POPPER