The Philadelphia Part I

Author: troahbarton

Date: April 13, 2003

by troahbarton
4-13-03
At a restaurant...
Alright, I'll have an order of pigs feet with a spring of venemous jelly terds.
Your order is coming up sir, I'll be right back with your sprigs.
Well hey Brad how's it goin?
Hey Scott! I've had a horrible day! My car broke down and I couldnt get a cab and I got fired plus my wife left me!
Hmm that's weird... but I think I know what's wrong. You're in a Philadelphia.
A Philadelphia? What are you talking about?