The Philadelphia Part II

Author: troahbarton

Date: April 13, 2003

by troahbarton
4-13-03
A Philadelphia. It's a distortion in time, like a black hole. Once you get sucked into it, it's hard as hell to get out.
Is that why everything has been goin' wrong today?
That's right. In a Philadelphia you can't get anything you ask for. Right now I'm in a Los Angeles.
That's why! Dammit this sucks... how can I get what I want?
Simple. Just ask for what you don't want. Go ahead and ask for a Bud.
Hmm... I think I get it. I'll try it out.