the news to me

Author: trogo

Date: July 9, 2005

by trogo
7-09-05
and in todays advice section, we have angela writing in to ask:why does my boyfriend allways want me to masturbate in front of him?i want to just have sex, but he would rather watch, what should i do?
gee, the news is really streaching for interesting topics these days
ken writes in: "perhaps he just enjoys the way he masturbates instead of real sex"
who are these people who ask and respond to these questions?
and larry writes in: you should bring some mayonnaise into the bedroom and spread it all over him, that induces most men i know into sex
i think im gunna take a shower for 3 hours now, i must reak like mayonnaise...