Britney Spears is a corporate whore

Author: trogo

Date: December 10, 2005

by trogo
12-10-05
So there I was, walking through the mall and I see Britney Spears has her own perfume
Yes, i've heard of it. I saw the commercial where she is telling everyone how beautiful she is and how we should all worship her
I figure they must take Britney Spears's stool sample, put it in a blender and mix it with water
makes sense, then call it, "Britney Spears's shit don't stink"
...well guess what you are getting for christmas
nice, i'll use it to ward off vampires