Free Smoking America

Author: truebeliever

Date: January 15, 2007

by truebeliever
1-15-07
Goin postal?
Hey, I am an important part of the American Culture, the cigarette. After all, what keeps most people from jumping out of the office window on a tough day?
I 'd kill for a cigarette right now! May be the receptionist has one hidden someplace....?
America, the Beautiful!
I am as American as Apple Pie and John Wayne! Billions of dollars are spent each year to convince you that should kill yourself, by softly inhaling me..
If I don't look at it, maybe it will go away, Damn patches any way, guaranteed to work, my ass!
Going down the wrong path?
But we are giving up on you old bastards, we are aiming at the kids, they are the smokers of tomorrow!
I am not taken seriously by my friends, maybe I should start smoking?