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| HO HO HO! Well hey there little girl! What do you want for Christmas? | |
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| I want you to fuck off and DIE! | |
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| Why were you so horrible to santa? | |
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| Last Christmas, I asked him to set up one of those infamous Swiss Bank Accounts for me. | |
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| In the end, all I got was an army knife and some Toblerone. | |
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