Dumbing Down2

Author: tryclide

Date: January 26, 2004

by tryclide
1-26-04
Forsooth, what a stench! It Doth offend my nose as though it would leap from my face!
Alack, I doth detect the vile seepage! Twas as If hell itself had opened up, but did not a wise man say, that he who doth report the stench, did the deed?
A faux on you for saying such things! You thou'art an ipudent rouge, and it scorches mine eyes to look at thou!
Am I not the only one here courting with a fair wench? Check your words before you slander me so!
Alas, Alack, you speak the truth! Oh woe is me!