Why you should always wear a belt

Author: tryclide

Date: August 18, 2004

by tryclide
8-18-04
Whilst walking down the street..
Pockets.. heavy with crud.. trousers slipping.. must.. keep.. trousers.. up.. without.. looking.. conspicuous..
Okay, an isolated alleyway. No one will see me as I ajust my trousers, like so..
What the hell are you doing!?! MY EYES!!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!