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by twb
10-13-03
I'm Class President, and I'm blonde!
I'm Jerk! I like girls!!
I'm that girl that went to Spain and has sneaky conversations with the Spanish teacher just to piss everyone else off.
I'm the General and I am obsessed with war.
I am annoying!
I am also very annoying!

 

by twb
10-13-03
I'm Drama King. I always get the male lead in school plays.
I'm Drama Queen. Pretty much the same story as Drama King, only I'm not as annoying as he is.
I'm Canadian. I hate this place.
And I'm the odd one. I am the only sane person here...that is, if I still am.
This is the story of these heinous little shytes.
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

 

by twb
10-13-03
i am the best student because everyone voted for me as class president!
i didn’t vote for you.
shut up! I hate you!
hey everyone! I just compiled this class CD full of all your favorite tunes!
oh boy! Did you put on a song by the strokes?

 

by twb
10-13-03
yeah yeah the strokes! they are soo sexy!
they’re coke addicts.
shut up! I hate you!
bastard.
i didn’t anyway.
bastard.

 

by twb
10-13-03
did you get any of my requests on it?
no.
did you get any of my requests on it?
no.
anything by the white stripes?
hell no.

 

by twb
10-13-03
any of mine?
now why would i do that?
what about my song suggestions?
face facts, you frigid bitch. Nobody wants to listen to b-52's fag music.
did you get my favorite song in the whole wide world on there?
sorry, man. I asked the teacher, and they won’t let us listen to “I Touch Myself” in school.

 

by twb
10-13-03
sublime?
you're kidding, right?
Drama King puts the CD in the CD player...
::sad::
i put lots of good stuff on here. You’ll see.
::music plays:: SWEET HOME ALABAMA WHERE THE SKIES ARE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!111
AAAAAAAACK!!
but it’s good stuff!

 

by twb
10-13-03
no way! that was heinous!
yes. Well then. I’ll just have to burninate you all!
BWAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHA!!
Drama King is burninating all of his classmates! will anyone be spared?!
this is where Annoying Girl once stood. now she is dead.

 

by twb
10-13-03
Once the flames have died down....
Well, I think that’s all.
I’m still here.
Yup. That’s all.
Uh, I said, I’m still here. Aren’t you going to kill me?
Wow. That was fun. Especially when I was pouring gasoline on Drew and he screamed like a girl.
Look, I know I’m really unpopular and all, but this is ridiculous.

 

by twb
10-23-03
Now I think I’ll go kill group A!
Okay. I’ma end this NOW.
And so The Odd One transmogrified into a demon and burninated Drama King.
Instantaneous transmogrification can come in so handy sometimes.
*snif*

 

by twb
10-23-03
The following is a public service announcement from The Condom Patrol.
Hi, this is Laura of the Condom Patrol! I am here to bring you a public service announcement! Yeah!
Always, ALWAYS wear a condom under the proper circumstances!
You realize, of course, she is doing this to build up the hours of community service she needs to graduate from high school.
Because people like you shouldn't breed!!

 

by twb
10-23-03
It's so quiet in here.
TOO QUIET.
Is somebody watching me?
I'm scared!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
RAAAA!! THE SOFT TISSUES IN MY GUMS!! RAAAAAAAA!!

 

by twb
10-23-03
Somehow the Bad Tooth Cannibal found my comic, and now he is giving me Hell.
Look. I don't care how much it hurts. You have to get back to ZealousDemon's comic.
RAAAAAAA! MY ENAMEL IS RANCID!!
Pfft. Amateur. You try twisting both your ankles at once.
RAAA!!!!!!!--What?
It's true. Wanna see the severe bruising on my left foot? I can barely walk.
RAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO DUMB HAHAHA DUMB!!

 

by twb
10-23-03
Hey Saturnalia, have you seen--
YES I have!! I'm so glad you came, ZealousDemon. I can't take it much longer.
Come on Bad Tooth Cannibal. We need to get you back to my strip now.
RAAAA! I HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF ROT!!
Much love to ZealousDemon!! http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ZealousDemon
That loincloth thingy...is WAY too dang small....

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