All comics by twobit

 

by twobit
10-13-02
this story is about a chicken who fights in the second american civil war
arge, i am the fearless cornel sanders and i will fight those damn confedrate bastards
this is mcdonalds get lost you loser
the battle field
arge i will now bayonet this confedrate bastard with my bayonet....wait...where is it...oh crap
arge..i resent that i am not a bastard, sort of
the united states lost and the confedracy took over and made black people slaves and banned the use of the word arge
you made use loss im going to kill you, you stupid chicken
no, it wasnt my fault, help it was the cow....arge

 

by twobit
10-13-02
i am a cow boy and this is my indian tracker friend tonto but u can him stupid jew
give me back my land
oh no little timmy has been taken by the evil dog lassie...... watch out for that fireball tonto
we will head him off at the pass
AHHH the pain, get it off nooo dieing, drop and roll drop and roll, it isnt working help cowboy man im dieing.....................

 

by twobit
10-13-02
this is a story of a rasist cowboy called cowboy man and his indian sidekick
i am a cow boy and this is my indian tracker friend tonto but u can him stupid jew
give me back my land
oh no little timmy has been taken by the evil dog lassie...... watch out for that fireball tonto
we will head him off at the pass
now we see the racism towards the indains
AHHH the pain, get it off nooo dieing, drop and roll drop and roll, it isnt working help cowboy man im dieing.....................
stupid indian this is what u get for drinking your "fire water"

 

by twobit
10-13-02
lori the super hero is about to kill allen the super villan but can not figure out how to...
should i break his legs and let loose and pack of wild dogs on him, or should i poke his eyes out and push him into a sherder, or maybe i will throw him in a oven and eat him after all i am hungery
foolish human you did not relize that i have my death ray o' death with me and my death ray o' death scope for the most deadly of dead abilitiy to aim, MUHAHAHAHAHAMuhahahahahaMuhahaha
too bad lori forgot to capture allen first, too bad lori
muhahahahaha first her now the world muhahahaha!!!
god damn it!!!
lori was destory by our new opressor i mean nice and freindly ruler allen i mean emporoer allen who hates i mean loves us all very much
finaly a comic that has more realistic ending muhahahaha

 

by twobit
10-13-02
hi are u ready to go now?
yes lets go now

 

by twobit
10-13-02
this is the twilight zone where instead of people running from a white van they run from a white man
whistle whistle whistle
oh crap its a white man run hes the sniper!!!
what a dumbass there are millions of white men in america
get me outta of here...
poor poor white man, his only crime is killing those people in the sniper attacks and it was luck, not skill that had him arrested
ah fuck
free fuck face your under arrest for the murders in the sniper attacks

 

by twobit
10-14-02
lori the super hero is about to kill allen the super villan but can not figure out how to...
should i break his legs and let loose and pack of wild dogs on him, or should i poke his eyes out and push him into a sherder, or maybe i will throw him in a oven and eat him after all i am hungery
foolish human you did not relize that i have my death ray o' death with me and my death ray o' death scope for the most deadly of dead abilitiy to aim, MUHAHAHAHAHAMuhahahahahaMuhahaha
too bad lori forgot to capture allen first, too bad lori
muhahahahaha first her now the world muhahahaha!!!
god damn it!!!
lori was destory by our new opressor i mean nice and freindly ruler allen i mean emporoer allen who hates i mean loves us all very much
finaly a comic that has more realistic ending muhahahaha

 

by twobit
10-15-02
this is what happens if your a horny catholic priest
come my daughter i want to show you somthing that god wants you to do somthing to
is it wine?
shall we begin my daughter?
freeze fuck face
the priest will now broaden his horizen
oh good you should know how it works lets go now
im going to fuck you up

 

by twobit
10-17-02
jen and allen are about to fight to see who has the best comic making ability
u wanna fight jen to see who has the best comic making skills
sure but your going to lose
no there fighting
ill kill you, no you wont i will kill you.....wanna know whats more gangsta then that?
jen lost...
see i lost to allen in the fight so he ran me over with a fork lift several times until i said nigga one last time and die
you dumb ass

 

by twobit
11-20-02
allens music concert day
hey jeeves get me a glass of water
i am not jeeves
Jeeves i though i told you to be me some water
i am not jeeves and dont call me jeeves again or ill kill you
allen uses pyhsic powers
ahhh get it off im dieing!!!
ARGH!!!!

 

by twobit
11-20-02
allens going to make bob do somthing which make a classic teen movie complete
dude, are you ok
i dont feel so good i think i had too many shots
Allen:why dont you have sex with your girl friend
oh ok there she is
wait a second, im not gay oh crap, no i m not her only if i could talk
Allen:muhahahaha
help me no dont stick it there MOOOOOO
lets get it on, lets get it on, oh yeah

 

by twobit
11-20-02
jesus talks to muhammand
i am of the almight lord god
im of the al mighty lord alah
is that you muhammand,we need to talk about how you are killing my worshipers and being with the devil
no you need to stop launching cursades agaisnt us and leave my relgion alone your the evil one, so be it let alah decide whos relgion will thrive
i have made a decision....and neither of you shall be the figurehead MUHAHAHAHA
ahhh get it off nooo
help me im dieing, there is no god but alah

 

by twobit
11-21-02
dun dun dunn
i feel pretty safe next to a fire the stupid blair witch project cant hurt me
dunn dunnn
argh i am the feared blair witch project perpare to die
nooo please spare my life please, ill give you 3 dollars
this ending sucks
no well now that you think of it i need someone to strach my feet theres one on my big toe thats been there for a few days strach and live
huray, thanks to the bad director of this movie that is too cheap to how blood and gore

 

by twobit
11-21-02
allen found heaven(its behind a dairy queen)
jesus and god im taking over because you are dumbasses who deserve to get slaped on ther head
no we will not allow it
what are you going to do your pacists so if you dont mind im going to kill you now
ah shit you found out
behold your new god,...ah crap
Muhahahahahahaha, im am you god now, Muhahahaha
ugh

 

by twobit
11-21-02
what will allen do as god
what should i do now that i am god, should free the muslims, or should i show that preist are supose to be gay, or should i make a uptopia
ahahahaha i needed a good laugh being god and all, i think i will destory the world by method of whip cream
the whip cream came for 40 days and 40 nights but istead of killing the people it feed them making a utopia
that was good i am no longer a hungery ethopia from japan
its a utopia at last
allen: god danm it if whip cream doesnt work fire will muhaha
no get it off tonto
ugh burning burning brunt, i think im getting high off you asiangirl1

 

by twobit
11-23-02
thanks to our new god allen the world is a utopia
shit, i dont want a utopia theres now wars or anything fun anymore, what should i do.... i know i will make a civil war in heaven, ah angel1, angel2 is talking shit about you
really, ill mess him up, im riding with my gang tonight
angel1 finds angel2
angel2 your time has come, you shall be destoryed by me angel1
i will fuck you up
the war is over with now and angel 2 wins
aghhhhh
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

 

by twobit
11-24-02
allen is going to earth to make a relgion and finds a "friend"
all here me i am your master worship me or face a fate worse then death
ah fuck you, you exiled me to earth and now you want me to worship u
fine i see how it is, i will trans port you to hell
ah fuck
its everbodies favorite show on NOW
hello everyone its time for... toture jesus since hes a dumb ass
i should have been a worshiper

 

by twobit
11-25-02
in accordence with the rules we will select your toture via internet where the views will select the falling, bruning at the stake or being man raped by a horny prisoner
oh shit
lori lets check the final results and you have it folks jesus will be man raped by a horny prisoner
46%=bruning at the stake to 54%=M.R.B.A.H.P.
dun dun dunn
give jesus a hand folks hes a good sport, how does it feel jesus......, good well thats all the time we have folks im lori gergal and this is toture TV good night
agh. strangly wonderul ah

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