Don't let this happen to you.

Author: twofish

Date: February 1, 2003

by twofish
2-01-03
Man, what a party that must have been... can't remember shit, except for some messed up dream sequence involving a rabbit, a midnight raid on Quiki-Mart's candy isle and a dildo the size of my arm...
... and I only had THIS MUCH to drink! Oh yea, and I had some little microdot thingie early on, then I smoked a couple of joints, and twofish brought over that 'X'...
... still doesn't explain why my anus is bleeding, though.
Hi. You left your underpants in my car last night. Want another blow-pop?