2065: Dead at 65 (part ten)

Author: twofish

Date: February 8, 2003

by twofish
2-08-03
Somewhere... else.
Look, you have to come back to the museum with me! If you don't, I'm going to end up part of the seafood special at Red Lobster.
Look, I'm sorry, but I just can't. I have a career! Explodingdog is launching their own anniversary soon, it won't get far without me involved!
PLEASE! I'm BEGGING you! I'm too YOUNG to die!
No you're not! You're 65 YEARS OLD! The only thing an old cod like you is good for now is decorating the wall over some guy's mantle!
... thre's nothing I can do to change your mind?
Well... lie down on that plaque on my workbench, and I'll think about it.