CC171: Some people really do learn (part one)

Author: twofish

Date: February 19, 2003

by twofish
2-19-03
twofish gets his wish.
I am the Mystical Mike of Magic! I shall grant you three wishes!
Buzz off. All you're going to do is screw me over, take something I really really want and twist it around so I'm even more miserable than I am now.
But I am a magic microphone! I can make your fondest dreams --
Grant yourself a wish and get a life.
Crap.