CC 166: Dirty Rotten Lying Filthy Savior

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 21, 2003

by umfumdisi
1-21-03
Say, Jesus, you got $10 I can BORROW 'til payday?
I am sorry, young man, but I'm flat BROKE.
But EVERYBODY always told me, "Jesus Saves."
Well, I used to be a CARPENTER, but even I never made $19,000.
So you never saved ANY money?
Hell, I had to pawn my sandals for these two boards--luckily, they threw in the NAILS for free.