CC 171: No, It Wasn't Scripted...Really

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 18, 2003

by umfumdisi
2-18-03
Oh, Santa, I wish Joe Millionaire would pick me.
Well, since you've been a good girl and not appeared in any bondage films with Spankling, I'll grant your wish!
Zora, even though I'm a big, lumbering doofus with no redeeming qualities other than my (nudge) $50 million inheritance, I choose YOU.
And, uh, one more thing, I don't have $50 million. I barely have $50.
I need to change my pants.