The Island of Dr. Remote

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 3, 2003

by umfumdisi
4-03-03
On the Tay-King Atoll...somewhere in the vast Pacific
If it weren't for the creosote cola and cases of uranium enriched cheese, we'd be in trouble, Balveda.
Eat sand, Horza, as soon as we find The Mind I'll kill you quicker than Doublenutz.
Who's Doublenutz?
Elwood Doublenutz...a sodhumping, chodethumping, son of an armpit vendor. He was one of the Doublenutz Twins. I had to kill him after he stole my cupcakes.
What timing! I just finished de-icing the hyperspatial cupcake module, and I need another creosote cola worse than George Bush needs to find weapons of mass destruction!
Shut up, or you're gonna be Doubledead.