Punfight At The So-So Corral

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 9, 2003

by umfumdisi
4-09-03
The anxious spectators kicked up dust while jostling for prime position to see THE DUEL. The dust rose and mingled breifly with the rusty haze of the dying sunlight. As the dust settled, a buzz arose.
The sharp whispers and general grumble did not concern the two contestants. On one side stood the challenger--The Punder From Down Under! His foe? The Fastest Pun in the West--Kid Kaufman.
A hush fell over the crowd. Luckily, it was a small hush and no one was injured. Well, no one except for the Punder from Down Under whose initial shot was way off target...
Jumbo Shrimp.
That's no pun--what an Aussie moron!