Plasma Alliance

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 15, 2003

by umfumdisi
4-15-03
Hello and welcome to Plasma Alliance. You give us your arm and 45 minutes. We cut you a check.
Uh, that doesn't sound too bad.
First, go pee in this cup so we can make sure you're not contaminated.
Not a problem. Is that Mountain Dew you're drinking?
45 Minutes Later...
Here's your $20 check. You can come back in 3 days.
Sweet, they only gave me a cookie at the blood bank. When will my arm stop hurting?