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WIN-A-CC SQUARE: This square does not actually exist. Move forward three spaces of importance in your mind.
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PUN-DE-MOAN-IUM!!!! Push the RED "Kaufman" button in the middle of the board. Puns will spew forth from the voice chip until three 3s are rolled successively.
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| Tormentor? I barely know her! Why am I more funny after 3 beers? Beer Giggles! How do you make a turnip salad? Turnip upside-down? Hey, where's everyone going? | |
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SAFETY DANCE: All male players remove their hats.
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