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| Oprah, er, Queen of Talk, do you take Michael to be your lawfully wedded husband? | |
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| Michael, uh, King of Pop, do you take Oprah to be your lawfully wedded wife? | |
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...I now pronounce Ultimate Doom upon humanity.
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| Mike, I can't wait to buy beautiful media outlets with you! | |
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| I can't wait to buy you a new nose. | |
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