Truly The Time of Tribulation Is Near

Author: umfumdisi

Date: June 4, 2003

by umfumdisi
6-04-03
Oprah, er, Queen of Talk, do you take Michael to be your lawfully wedded husband?
I DO!
Michael, uh, King of Pop, do you take Oprah to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Hoo-Hoo, I DO!
...I now pronounce Ultimate Doom upon humanity.
Mike, I can't wait to buy beautiful media outlets with you!
I can't wait to buy you a new nose.