Elf vs. Pants 1: Pre-emptive Strike?

Author: umfumdisi

Date: August 8, 2003

by umfumdisi
8-08-03
Thanks for coming so far North. We only knew each other through Brad, so I thought a face-to-face would be a good way to start.
Our meeting was fruitful--know thine enemy as thy knowest thyself, eh?
Exactly. Still, in the spirit of gentlemanly competition, I offer this gift that I made myself.
Christmas in August--how gauche! I hope you will not be offended if I wait to open the gift until I return home. That way it will offer fond remembrance of my time here.
No problem, sir. I wish you Godspeed.
Thanks again to you and your "roommate." Our next meeting will take place upon the battlefield. Goodbye.