Battlefield Mirth 01

Author: umfumdisi

Date: August 21, 2003

by umfumdisi
8-21-03
Before we enjoin our deathly combat, let us "shake hands" in the manner of your people.
i don't shake, baby, i groove!
Even though I studied your language on my journey to this Battle World, I do not comprehend this idiom.
i'm gonna call you Four Corners, man, cause you're so square
Attempted pleasantries have failed. Let us annihilate each other like uncivilized lifeforms!
*snap* let the dance begin, FC.