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| Merry Christmas! I sold my insect collection and bought you this Holy Bible so you could save your soul and ensure our eternal happiness. | |
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| Holy Shit! For your present, I converted to Buddhism in hopes of returning as an insect and one day becoming part of your collection. | |
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| I also got you this banana. | |
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