CC 88: My gust ye wood tie dung?

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 26, 2003

by umfumdisi
9-26-03
what appears to be the problem officer?
you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir.
my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus?
very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station.
So that's why we need you to be the new Santa.
Say, are those the Keebler elves?