CC 213: The Whole Nine

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 29, 2003

by umfumdisi
9-29-03
"Diner" Redux...
I am Chessmaster 5000. Welcome to McMyers Food Emporium. May I take your order, Prime Minister Pete Nice?
Able was I ere I saw Elba. I'll take some toast in the flavor of Melba.
Would you like absinthe with that?
Why...yes, I haven't had absinthe since my days at university studying Quantam Palindromic Equations!
A Few Draughts Later...
"Warning: Use of absinthe may cause hallucinations involving monkeys and re-enacting 'Amazon Women On The Moon.' Sorry, jes_"
That sounds like a series of unlikely explanations!