Returning To College 4 (Admission Denied!)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 5, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-05-03
Now what was I going to say? Oh, yes, here it is on this paper. What makes you want to become a teacher?
Well, during my educational career, I've experienced good and bad teachers. I always felt empathy with the good teachers because they were capable of teaching life lessons--not just book lessons.
So you want to be one of the "good" teachers that makes an impact upon his students?
Exactly! Say, aren't you the AmLit professor with the lisp and the gay moustache whose classes I used to fall asleep in?
Say, that last sentence ended with a preposition--any "good" teacher knows you don't do that. I'm sorry, we don't think you're College of Education material.
Great, my future decided by a goof, a pouf, and an old douchebag.