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| Now what was I going to say? Oh, yes, here it is on this paper. What makes you want to become a teacher? | |
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| Well, during my educational career, I've experienced good and bad teachers. I always felt empathy with the good teachers because they were capable of teaching life lessons--not just book lessons. | |
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| So you want to be one of the "good" teachers that makes an impact upon his students? | |
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| Exactly! Say, aren't you the AmLit professor with the lisp and the gay moustache whose classes I used to fall asleep in? | |
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| Say, that last sentence ended with a preposition--any "good" teacher knows you don't do that. I'm sorry, we don't think you're College of Education material. | |
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| Great, my future decided by a goof, a pouf, and an old douchebag. | |
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