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| Umfumdisi, the University of Tennessee confers upon you the degree of Bachelor of Arts... | |
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| with all the Rights, Privileges, and Honors thereunto appertaining! | |
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| And it only took me SEVEN more years than it should have. | |
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| Honey, I'm proud of you for finishing school and earning your English degree, but shouldn't you have a job by now? | |
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| Apparently, I should have gone into Advertising. | |
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