Returning To College 5 (The Graduate)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 5, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-05-03
Umfumdisi, the University of Tennessee confers upon you the degree of Bachelor of Arts...
Wow, this is so great!
with all the Rights, Privileges, and Honors thereunto appertaining!
And it only took me SEVEN more years than it should have.
Six Months Later...
Honey, I'm proud of you for finishing school and earning your English degree, but shouldn't you have a job by now?
Apparently, I should have gone into Advertising.