CC214: One Eye For The Straight Guy

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 6, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-06-03
Oh Cher, I ask you to give me the strength to makeover this train wreck of a man.
Is you queer? BRAAAAAAP!
Six Months Later (After Liposuction, Detox, A Nip & A Tuck, And A Tiny Bit-O-Botox)...
Maybe I went a tad too traditional...
Doest thou dwell in Sodom?
Here, take my jacket...accessorize a smidge. Oh, you are hotter than a bullfighter's bum!
I feel like boarding you.