12. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 9, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-09-03
FOOP!
Now what do you want?
I'm in shock. I don't know which is the bigger surprise--that you can talk or that you're gay.
Just wait 'til I tell King Koopa he got his ass kicked by a flaming homo.
Why did you call me "flaming?"
Technically, your body can not stand the heat of Hell. I've been casting a spell of Temporary Protection over you. You were dead the moment you decided to enter......HELL.