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Somewhere in Eagle County, Colorado...
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| I heard there was a blackout, but I didn't know he would be sooooooo fine. | |
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| Hi, I'm Kobe. Forget I said that! | |
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Somewhere in Washington, DC...
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| President Bush, when will the WMDs be found in Iraq | |
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| Heh, as soon as the Cubs and Red Sox meet in the World Series--heh, heh. | |
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Somewhere in Sacramento, Cal-ee-forn-yah...
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| Good evening, this is the new Governor of California, if you would like to be put on my "Do Not Grope" list, please press 1. If you would like me to fondle your buttocks, please press 2. | |
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