UMFUMDAILY (10-18-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 17, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-17-03
Are you a good man?
As a man of the cloth, I strive to hold myself to a higher moral standard.
So you believe in punishing bad people?
Punishment is a harsh word, my child. I offer absolution in exchange for certain acts of penance.
Is that why, after he spit in the Holy Water, you made Timmy clean out your rectum?
It's called a rectory...