UMFUMDAILY (10-20-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 18, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-18-03
I'd like to address my looks today.
If not for this beard, I might be Swee'Pea from "Popeye."
My eyes are kind of beady, though.
At least my smile is pleasant.
I like my snazzy yellow vest. I know it's not suspenders because I'm not wearing any pants.
And those dots on my head? They're not finger holes!