UMFUMDAILY (10-23-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 23, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-23-03
For my Grampa C. (who would've been 95 today).
Hey, Grampa, want to pet my new kitty?
The only good cat is a dead cat!
Hey, Grampa, want to watch wrestling?
Sure, son, right after I finish my fried squirrel sandwich.
Hey, Grampa, I stole your hat.
Get back here--I'll tear you open like a can of kraut!