UMFUMDAILY (10-25-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 25, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-25-03
So, did you ever wonder why there's such a thing as Daylight Savings Time?
No, but I'm sure this dumbass is going to make a comic about it.
I thought it wuz so us farmers could have more daylight hours and get more time fer farmin'.
No. It was developed by the government in conjunction with corporate America as a means to condition workers to the 9 to 5 work schedule. Wake up, sheeple!
It gives us two minutes of "news" filler twice a year!
It's a conspiracy to sell more smoke alarm batteries--each for ONE FREAKING DOLLAR!