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| So, did you ever wonder why there's such a thing as Daylight Savings Time? | |
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| No, but I'm sure this dumbass is going to make a comic about it. | |
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| I thought it wuz so us farmers could have more daylight hours and get more time fer farmin'. | |
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| No. It was developed by the government in conjunction with corporate America as a means to condition workers to the 9 to 5 work schedule. Wake up, sheeple! | |
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| It gives us two minutes of "news" filler twice a year! | |
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| It's a conspiracy to sell more smoke alarm batteries--each for ONE FREAKING DOLLAR! | |
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