UMFUMDAILY (10-28-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 28, 2003

by umfumdisi
10-28-03
Variation on that old "Texan visits Australia" joke...
This here's Ayers Rock. It's a symbol of Australian strength and fortitude.
Rock, huh? Back home in TEXAS, we call that a pebble!
And here's our Great Barrier Reef. It's houses one of the most diverse underwater biosystems on earth.
Shit, son, I got a bigger aquarium in my MOTORhome!
Holy Hell, Bruce! What is that?
I'm an Australian grasshopper. Now give over the wallet, mate.