One Fine Day In The Bushes

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 7, 2003

by umfumdisi
11-07-03
President Bush?
In the flesh. How are you doing?
Pretty well. A better job would be nice considering I have a new baby on the way.
Congraducations! If you knew anything about big oil or defense contracting, I could get you a great job. Still, I bet you have big plans for your future.
Well, I do, but they require two bowling balls, a length of twine, a three-toed tree sloth, the ears of Vincent Van Gogh and Evander Holyfield, 1/2 tsp baking soda, and an L-shaped wooden box.
Sugar-Nips, do we have any baking soda?