UMFUMDAILY (11-22-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 21, 2003

by umfumdisi
11-21-03
Mysteries of LIFE Revealed...
Dad, where do babies come from?
Wal-Mart.
Dad, why are giraffes so tall?
So they can change the lightbulbs in traffic signals.
Dad, why are you so full of shit?
I don't eat enough fiber.