UMFUMDAILY (11-23-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 21, 2003

by umfumdisi
11-21-03
Haulin' Ass...
Where we goin' Neal?
Daddy says I have to take you to town and trade you for food.
But I worked my LITERAL ass off this summer helping you guys plow and reap and all that shit.
I know, buddy, but Winter's coming on, and we need meat cause all the cows done died.
What an insult! The family could at least eat me.
No offense, buddy, but you LITERALLY taste like ass.