UMFUMDAILY (11-28-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 26, 2003

by umfumdisi
11-26-03
Post-Thanksgiving Sale-a-Thon!
AUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! Just because turkey magnets are 2/$1.00 and you have a $1.00-off coupon and you're only buying one magnet--it doesn't mean you get fifty cents back!
So I get fifty cents minus sales tax?
That night at Discount Psychiatry...
And that's what happened, Doc. I swear I almost strangled that precious littlegirl. What do you think is wrong with me?
I'd say it's D.T.S.D. You know, Dollar Tree Stress Disorder. Fifty cents, please!
Um, I DO have your 2/$1.00 Nutjob Special coupon.
AUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!