UMFUMDAILY (11-29-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 28, 2003

by umfumdisi
11-28-03
So, what did you do for Thanksgiving, umfum?
First, I ate your cousin Tom. Then, I watched the Dolphins humiliate the Cowboys!
Dolphins humiliating cowboys? I wonder what that would look like.
I'm an eighth-level black belt; you probably got your brown belt at K-Mart. HA! You couldn't punch a cow to save your life!
*sniff* I'm taking my saddle and going home.