UMFUMDAILY (12-01-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 1, 2003

by umfumdisi
12-01-03
Me and my buddies wuz on a bender one night and Limpy Joe rolled this huge doob, yaknow. An' we all gots real hungry.
Thing wuz, we didn't know where the hell we wuz cause we wuz piss blind drunk. It looked like we wuz in some shitpot town--'bout this big, reckon.
Damned if the only thing we'uns could see wuz a big yellar star. "Aw shit," said Wayne, "It's Hardee's." Yeah, we all got the squattin' trots somethin' fierce, but them wuz some big-ass burgers.
Hardee's...when you're drunk, high, and hungry, and there's nothing else around.