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| And so the dragon agreed to drop the pre-nup in exchange for the dowry of my Princess Fair. | |
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| They honeymooned at the Cliffs of Dover, and everything wenteth beautifully until the day they decided to purchase a used carriage. | |
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Honorable Ninja Used Carriages:
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| Maiden Fair, do not panic--an evil dragon follows you! | |
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THWOK! SNORT!! SHIMMY!! THUD!
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| Beautiful one, I have dispatched the loathsome beast--cutting him lower than my price on this hail-damaged '98 Caprice. | |
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