FTC #13: Mostly 'Armless

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 11, 2003

by umfumdisi
12-11-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why boss? roduction is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
Great party, dcom! I brought the pussy--just like you asked.
I'd kill myself, but I'm already dead.